When I Wake Up...

...and put on shitty morning TV
Well I know I'll be the man who does the dishes next.

Off the back of a conversation that happened on Thursday (CoD night, which surprisingly involved no CoD, but lots of Fifa and WoW freakout kid) I would like to share some views about 2012.

So, apparently in 2012 the world is going to come to an end, and this is all "predicted by the Mayan calendar". Did anyone ever think that maybe the Mayan's ran out of time? or the dude who was in charge of carving the calendars might have passed on and they didn't trust anyone else, or there wasn't anyone else in the tribe who was trained to carve stuff?
I do have a few theories myself though, so if you're bored, or equally interested in this phenomenon, then read on :)

Now, some scientists believe that 2012 won't be "the end of the world" but more "the end of the world... as we know it".
So this doesn't mean for everyone to hit panic stations, get to Asda and buy 2 years worth of supplies and dig out a nuclear bunker in your back yard, but more take a step back and look at how the Earth is changing right now.
The British summer... it's been more like Autumn for the whole summer. A good few years ago now, there were scientists going on about how the world is going to spin off its axis and cause weird things to happen to the Earth. who's to say this isn't actually happening? hence why our summer time has been colder than usual, and hence how my friend in New Zealand has had some unseasonal sunny and hot days for their winter.
The floods in Pakistan... could this be to do with the change of the gravitational pull for all the water on Earth as it is shifting on it's axis?
Who knows... and maybe this is what theorists have meant when they say "the world as we know it will end".

So, what are your views? what does this "end of the world" in 2012 all mean?

Maybe there will finally be a zombie apocalypse and the undead will start to walk the Earth. So maybe we should all get to Asda and get our non-perishable items stocked up!
Get to Asda or Tesco, stock up on tins of Spam, spaghetti and beans and get your arsenal ready!
Baseball bats, axes and chainsaws for close ranges attacks and if you can get an air rifle, crossbow, or a bow and arrow, these will be perfect for longer range.
If you're in America, the local gun store would probably be the best place to raid!