Remember Ghouls n Ghosts? what a game that was!!
I still don't get why you were forced to run around in your undies though while getting chased by, well, ghouls and ghosts!
anyways... as All Hallows Eve approaches, and the gateway between our world and their's is at its weakest, we can only hope that the spirits of the dead channel themselves back into their buried bodies and punch their fists six feet out of the ground to slowly walk the Earth.
As the saying goes:
and I tell you one thing... the amount of EVIL bastards I read about in the paper every day, I'm pretty shocked that Hell isn't already full!
What would really happen though if a zombie outbreak happened on Hallowe'en? how are you supposed to know who is actually infected and who isn't?
Obviously the people with you, you'd probably be able to know if they'd been bitten or not... but with all the fake blood and costumes everywhere, who the hell do you take out?!
Well, I tell you who... first - the BLATANT scallies in North Face coats, the girls with orange skin and big blonde hair and anyone else you don't like the look of. Fuck it... "they were coming straight for us" would be my excuse!
And secondly - take out anyone who stands in your way!
If you're with your friends, then STICK TOGETHER! I cannot stress any more the importance of SAFETY IN NUMBERS!
If you're at home, don't answer the door, and if you do.. make sure you have some kind of secret knock or password system in place to know it's truly your friend and not just the hollow shell of a man you once knew who is now here to feast on your brains!
A good idea for getting round comes from Shaun Of The Dead, so if transportation isn't readily available then just think like a zombie!
No one is 100% sure what it is zombies react to. Alot of people seem to believe it's sudden movements and loud noises. So if you can shuffle and be quiet, just like they're doing, then you should fit in pretty well! Just hope your new found dead friends haven't got a nose for fresh blood or are crazy genome zombies that can sense body heat signatures and heart beats!
But this poses the question, if zombies do react to noises... as they don't have a heart beat, would they have heightened sense and be able to hear the heartbeat of passers by?! who knows... but I guess there's only one way to find out!
"How is that?!" I hear you ask!
Well, I'll tell you....
All you need to do to find out is... you know how everyone has one of those "friends" or "acquaintances" that you like, sort of, but you all pick on them purely in jest, but also because they annoy the shit out of you? but they think they're super cool and think you're laughing with them and not at them?
Yeah, well, that guy... make them believe that they're that awesome that if they pretend to be a zombie first.. you will love them forever.
Maybe you will after this, but hey! at least after all those years, you'll realise why you actually stayed friends with them!
not such a long, tedious blog tonight, but I will leave you with this final thought... make sure you get the script right...
